What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why is the mainstream media, traditionally liberal except for Fox, not reporting on Trump like he's a traditional candidate who has ideas, values, and a concern for the common good?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why won't biden give a last minute deferred action TO ALL undocumented immigrants so Trump can't deport them? Obama issued DACA, why can't Biden issue something similar that protects ALL undocumented immigrants from deportation?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Sure.

How do you feel cockroach?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Tea ?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?

He : Then let's have some coffee

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Thank you.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : No

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

The International Boxing Association said that Khelif and Lin competing in Paris Olympics were disqualified from the tournament for testing positive for XY chromosomes which give an unfair advantage in the women’s division. What do you think?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : I'm 24.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?

Me : I don't drink

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.